Tuesday, 6 March 2007

..just for laughs

Hello people

Hope everyone is having a good day. My friend sent this and I decided to put it up here. Hope it adds more smiles to your day.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... You may choose any man from a particular floor or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

Ha ha!!! To my single sisters out there, what floor would you have stopped at??? Let me know.

Remain blessed



Daddy's Girl said...

Nice one - there's some truth to it sha - I think a lot of women would just going higher and higher... I would like to think that I'd have stopped on Floor 4... but can't say for sure!

Jaycee said...

Someone sent me this before...

he he...was drawn to ur blog when I spotted ur nick-name on Diamond's...I'll visit again soon...


Believer said...

@daddy's girl: Honestly by floor 4 i would have been in a state of shock and unable to go any higher!! Ha ha. Hope you are having a great week.

@jaycee: Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week as well.

chioma said...

good one..to be truthful I think I would have stopped on four, cus when the lady in the story went past four ..i was like "haba stop now!".

chioma said...

ps thanks for your comment on my blog..God bless

Believer said...

@chioma: Thanks for visiting. Have a blessed week.

lamide desalu said...

i very much wld've stopped on the fifth floor. I mean wht more cld a girl ask for.